Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.
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Brennan Weaver
Kun oldin
LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied
mmaassoo
5 kun oldin
Smart Tim. This is under YMH
Evan Atwood
14 kun oldin
Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm
Crystal Elliott
15 kun oldin
Best guess bear was LeeAnn
TheEmzley
16 kun oldin
Tim Dillon
Austin Murray
16 kun oldin
If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile
Chris Heryla
17 kun oldin
Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂
Oliver Dansinger
18 kun oldin
best is bert and push
Mayvous *
20 kun oldin
Best guest was Bobby Lee
rajveer khanduja
20 kun oldin
ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT
Funny Stuff
20 kun oldin
41:20 has Toms best expression ever
Michael Stevens
22 kun oldin
Law abiding citizen?
Gage Mainus
22 kun oldin
LAW ABIDING CITIZEN JESUS IM ANNOYED
11B BQ
23 kun oldin
It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.
chloe kruger
25 kun oldin
leanne forsure
COOGS12
25 kun oldin
Naval stones! Lmfao
wesoldiersallday
26 kun oldin
"It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50
BRIAN WORLEY
28 kun oldin
Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second
Union Wireman
28 kun oldin
Tim
WATTson
28 kun oldin
Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar
Ashleysart Attack
28 kun oldin
I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.
Broken Routine Podcast
29 kun oldin
uztop.info/my/video/qah6gsZfaNi1f3E
Jason Allnatt
Oy oldin
Tim dillon was favorite guest host
Steve N. Brule
Oy oldin
Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie
Jake Wick
Oy oldin
Ryan sickler by far
VIKESH CHAND
Oy oldin
"i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
VIKESH CHAND
Oy oldin
Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation
Jack Miles
Oy oldin
Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh
jarl-caysen
Oy oldin
1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.
Mickala Kabeary
Oy oldin
Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.
jarl-caysen
Oy oldin
you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!
Johan Ludvigsson
Oy oldin
I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating
Epic Guy
Oy oldin
Bobby all the way
Brandon Brawner
Oy oldin
this made me feel rat ass
Brandon Brawner
Oy oldin
that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb
nathan garcia
Oy oldin
I hate bert.
Trevor Carlisle
Oy oldin
Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.
Hide Yah Mom
Oy oldin
Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler
Cameojoe
Oy oldin
How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.
john y
Oy oldin
Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs
john y
Oy oldin
I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens
Average Joe Gaming
Oy oldin
Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af
Tommy L
Oy oldin
Bobby lee
Dave Gammon
Oy oldin
“I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.
Dave Gammon
Oy oldin
Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.
cakright
Oy oldin
Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee
11BangBang
Oy oldin
As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂
allenc1091
Oy oldin
At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL
Noe Garcia Jr
Oy oldin
Bobo
Kelli bell
Oy oldin
Bobby lee was the best best guest bear
Erasmo Flores
Oy oldin
The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!
David Mills
Oy oldin
Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear
Bobby Ludlam
Oy oldin
1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen
TrapHunt
Oy oldin
So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.
Logan S
Oy oldin
This is how advertisements should be done
Scott W
Oy oldin
Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.
Christian Hopkins
Oy oldin
NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little
Weston Forced-last-name-display
Oy oldin
42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler
catcruz35
Oy oldin
12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂
kyla marie
Oy oldin
Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?
Brian HL
Oy oldin
hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._
zergintrest
Oy oldin
Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.
Peter Rabbit
Oy oldin
So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?
Dennis Cadieux
Oy oldin
Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.
Jacob Lee
Oy oldin
i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people
Mike R
Oy oldin
1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again
마마맘마마마마마ᅡ
Oy oldin
This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”
terry winston
Oy oldin
wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.
TMAN
Oy oldin
🥋
trolrtkorjkhgjdn
Oy oldin
bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv
Stephen Jenkins
Oy oldin
Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.
Michael Gibson
Oy oldin
I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time
Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz
Oy oldin
Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.
Jeff Harambe
Oy oldin
I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."
Trevor Payne
Oy oldin
Best guess 100% Ryan
C B
Oy oldin
LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!
Miranda Daigle
Oy oldin
Ryan sickler
Christian Denmark
Oy oldin
The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip
Maria Zielinski
Oy oldin
Tie between Bobby & Tim
robert mathews
Oy oldin
Sickler
Todd Durbin
Oy oldin
Sickle cell
Marshall McDonough
Oy oldin
1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)
Otaku Andy
Oy oldin
Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao
Jose Arteaga
Oy oldin
Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!
alex soares
Oy oldin
Bobby Lee
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Oy oldin
35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Oy oldin
12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞
Joshua Sanders
Oy oldin
Ryan Sickler was the best
Lighthouse094
Oy oldin
I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?
Lighthouse094
Oy oldin
My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH
BonBon
Oy oldin
Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.
Spencer Stutesman
Oy oldin
I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Dominguez
Oy oldin
Bert is obviously racist...
Jason Miller
Oy oldin
Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn
Saint BoPo
Oy oldin
This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”
Icthus at Arms
Oy oldin
More Bobby Lee! But Dillon and Sickler were awesome too!
Ryan Cassar
Oy oldin
BOBBY LEE ALL DAY
James Hall
Oy oldin
My favorite guest bear was Liann or how ever you spell that shit
BadKharma1
Oy oldin
"I had a dream a 32 yr old man was dating my 16 yr old daughter" - The Paul Walker story
Bryson Jamison
Oy oldin
Burt looks like the best fed prairie dog
MrGonzo23
Oy oldin
Its nice u got big sponsors. But u should know that most of us here r broke and can't afford these heavily expensive products. Sorry but aint gonna happen.