Wow Michael, that was deep! I'm glad I took the "Time" to watch this video...

Hey tomato sauce, tomato here!! XD

Brother you're only 9 years older than me. You've been doing this UZtop thing since you were in your twenties? what the ever loving hell. You're so smart / talented. can't imagine doing such things as a twenty anything. or a thirty for that matter

Why do I mix up dreams with reality tho

“Micheal without a beard doesn’t exist, he cant hurt you” Micheal without a beard:

About to make me rethink my whole life right now

More entertaining than any TV show

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Anyone watching early 2021?

When he asked how many holes does a straw have..I never recovered.

27:35, who also relate?

This is basically an explanation of the movie TENET.

That Pipe Dream vid.. I always thought it was real, damn..

@0:01 I just came.

My dad would always tell me the present is coming and then tell me it was in the past. Always blew my mind as a kid. Guess that's why I'm here, watching this video, now, in the present. At least it used to be the present :(

i watched this and just left 90% into the video and came back a week later. now it feels like ages and iam confused to what he is talking about.

I just finished watching Solar Sands' video. I go to watch Vsauce. I see Solar Sands in the comments. I think it's a spooky coincidence. Vsauce has a video about spooky coincidences. *The coincidence to the coincidence.*

"it will happen to YOU!" -Abraham Simpson

HoWtObAsIc

Amazing vid wow! Finally! Great job michael!

Hey Vsauce Mark here.

26:44 actually I built my PC

Anyone watching in 1974?

He's creepier with the beard. No, I mean without the beard. No, no, it's WITH the beard. Wait a minute...

This video was a short long type ❤️

*How do we remember you after 50 years ?*

My theory is that we started working, thus felt longer while only remembering all the fun things from before. We are keep repeating dealing n chasing after client & deadline - Thus we tend to find the time go by so fast.

wait that's what Melanie Martinez said... "Times's an illusion, if you just remove it."

It is really freaky to think that I've been alive for 25% of the existance of the USA!

Who's watching this in 2021?

His last speech is just asking us to watch more youtube

GOD BEARDLESS MICHAEL WHY DID YOU DO THIS

He knows exactly what he did to half of us and he doesnt feel bad

I remember going to school before the internet. Thanks goodness I had Encarta 95 to do my assignments with.

Who else cried at the end?

I've been thinking about this for a while you proved every point I was thinking of I was waiting for this video too

it has only been a minute to the video and i have to put some effort to understand what the fuck is going on.

Thanks I'm having an existential crisis

Wow you and I were born on the same year (don't know the month), and I always thought you were way older than me, but if you think about it, Since I've only see you on pre-recorded videos chances are every time I've seen you, you were actually younger than me.

Chronosonder! I love that word, I've been thinking about this for a few months now. Like we're alive so we're somehow better than dead people? is that a messed up thought?

Yo, who's here???

The way this dude talks, it get your interest.

Who else misses Mind Field? Most UZtop Originals are bad but man I loved that one.

Weird thinking I'm not that much younger than Michael, I was about his age on that photo with Beakman when Beakman's World was airing here.

Ah, what a delicious dose of existentialism during these late hours of the day 🙃

So basically what I took away from this video is I need to watch a bunch of mind numbing media until I get to see a new vid from Michael. Love your content bro. 🤯

21:23 I was waiting for it

What the fuck did I just see

"Be bored; Miss out; Fall behind; Feel time passing; Lose track of time while experiencing only what your body can alone. You might not have the time of your life, but you will have more time of your life" - Michael Stevens, Vsauce 2021 Amazing quote

That was exactly what I need thank you for that! Time to make time for time! ✌🏿

did he make the beard after and the non-beard was pre-recodred before?

Hold up this video isn’t 6 years old. It’s a week.

Does this mean that People of tomorrow will look at Michael as people of today look at Carl Sagan?

So I guess the deal is Michael posts a video every six months that makes me question my life until the next video comes out and the cycle continues

WHEN HE SAID GUESS HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE U STARTED WATCHING I SAID LIKE 5 MINS ANDIT WAS BARELY 2 LOL

19:12 - KIT TURBO BOOST NOW

It is like when you travel to a far away place and it feels like forever to reach the destination. But when it comes to return home? It is as quick as light.

greatest teacher ever

26:37 Me surfin UZtop at 1am

there would be a moment that michael upload his last video

Infinity is being shown by 2 rods on a clock weird isn’t it?

Time will stop when I will fall asleep

... I had the opposite, my childhood flew by without me really even remembering it, but as I got older (20s and older), time seems to move so much faster :(

He is finnaly back

Christopher Nolan wants to know your location

2021: Vsauce: comes back Bill Wurtz: comes back Oh muy god 2021 is getting better

Someone told me to stand facing the wall until they say stop (which was 5 minutes later). They were expecting I felt like 15 minutes, but I counted to 300.

It has been too long since I have watched a Vsauce video.

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2:26 ???????????????????? No

I'm this much older now 4,409,959 views than then 4,408,338 views and this much older when I finally posted this 4,410,271 views.

soooo anyone watching now?

7:47

So THATS why he hasn't made a video in a while...

Michael solve the problem of state governing system which is the best from the existing system if they are no-go invent and represent new one to us.

I imagine people did feel less like *the* main character in the past, when community was more important and people felt more connected to the earth and their ancestors. I want to adopt that kind of mindset--even if I do love "you're the main character in a coming of age film" playlists

talk about one of the rarest phenomenon that exists in the physical universe. There are Actually many records of it occurring, but compared to other phenomenon, are of the rarest, even rarer then bilocation.... time slips. Yes it is a real phenomenon, but is as mysterious to us as ball lighting was 100 years ago. there are 2 books that i have found that are recounts of such an experience during a time slip, one is called "An Adventure" or "The Adventure" by 2 scholars written 120 years ago give or take, another is one that was jus recently translated into English called "Chronicles from the Future" also originally written 100 years ago, the latter of which completely changed my view of the world

in other words, watching this video was a huge waste of my time?

Am 32 and lived in 5 decides

Crazy how I need to do something to kill time and this came my way. Now that I watched this 30 minute video it feels like it took so long to finish but now that I gatta go somewhere will it feel like a small part of my time of day. But I’ll probably remember it since I went the whole day doing nothing waiting for my soccer game. What book was he reading there ? Might need to get it.

That book full of post it notes, i love it😄

Pashmaaam!

VSauce is honestly the greatest of UZtop.. BRB internet.

funny how these were things i always thought about an had come to this same conclusion maybe 3 to 5 years ago

16.00 sounds mor like egocentrism to me

My brain is burning omg it hurts

Why does boiling macaroni water foam up when the lid is on but not when it's off? Please do a video on this very interesting topic.

Here’s what’s most shocking to me. Everything we have now; all of the technology and knowledge and everything we have built and learned - all of it. That is The only thing that sets us apart from people, say, 100 years ago. Or 1,000 years ago. Or even 10,000 years ago. We’re just human beings. If all of our technology and tangible things were removed, we’d be nothing more than prehistoric human beings. “Modern times” is nothing but a label we use to define what we perceive to be an unprecedented advanced time in human history. But the truth is, as humans, we are no more advanced than hundreds of generations ago. We have collected, slowly, all of the knowledge and all of the things necessary to exist in “the modern world” today. Imagine the butterfly effect. What if one single event or one single breakthrough in history never happened? Is there a “thing” that occurred that set us on the path to end up with advanced technology today? What if that one thing didn’t happen? Well, none of us would exist. But, that’s not to say nobody would exist. There could be still, to this very day, a bunch of nomadic prehistoric humans roaming the Earth. We might not have developed animal husbandry or farming or any of that. We could very well still be savages not far removed from what we refer to as animals. We could very well just be a bunch of animals... It’s all a matter of perspective, eh? As is the basis of this video. :)

Its fitting that this video about perception of time and the past feels la lot like an old school VSauce video. I like it.

Not joking i don't know what I had for breakfast my memory sucks nothing ever happens yesterday felt like my 11th bday not a metaphor (I'm 14)

I feel old...

uhm, Pls stop

My mind: Wtf is he talking about

Existential crisis activated.

why were you in isolation

age 50 to age 60 takes about 10 seconds............

A masterpiece! So interesting!

Would've been funnier if he said Uranus will always be gassy, instead of Jupiter.

These are literally my 3am thoughts