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Transformers - Cosmonaut Picture Show

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  1. The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

    The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

    Oy oldin

    Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon

    • Rayce Nelson

      Rayce Nelson

      10 kun oldin

      Well you said Afghanistanian which wasn’t right it’s just like Afghan but you nailed it bahahaha

    • Av8r96 Plays

      Av8r96 Plays

      15 kun oldin

      Is this your young people's music

    • Nadir seay.

      Nadir seay.

      17 kun oldin

      Make these longer !

    • Keegan Erp

      Keegan Erp

      20 kun oldin

      Are you doing the Fortnite emote ?

    • The Greater Dane

      The Greater Dane

      21 kun oldin

      It’s okay, nobody actually knows oil company-I mean military jargon

  2. stupendisss

    stupendisss

    Kun oldin

    Dababy probably loves this film

  3. Lux Invictus

    Lux Invictus

    Kun oldin

    wait, there's a white version of you? cool

  4. Zygzak McQueen

    Zygzak McQueen

    Kun oldin

    8:32 exactly

  5. Pizza Cuber

    Pizza Cuber

    2 kun oldin

    Are you both twins?

  6. BrEaD LoRd

    BrEaD LoRd

    2 kun oldin

    It looks like these people took a shower in wax before recording

  7. Fleurdelis.

    Fleurdelis.

    3 kun oldin

    This movie looks like it was filmed at that time of day that's not quite dusk but it's so late in the afternoon the sun is just orange and shining from one side. Even at night, it's just blue-toned at that point.

  8. Brushed Draws Art

    Brushed Draws Art

    3 kun oldin

    As A transformers mega fan ....I accept pretty much everything said here and can't stop laughing at BUMBLEBEE LITERALLY CAN'T BE INTERIGATED HE CAN'T GIVE US UP HE CAN'T TALK

  9. G

    G

    3 kun oldin

    Y’all mad funny😂😂😂

  10. Jake Tullo

    Jake Tullo

    4 kun oldin

    I love transformers this is hilarious

  11. Sosa

    Sosa

    4 kun oldin

    Cant wait for the sequels This will be a good series

  12. JustSeppe

    JustSeppe

    5 kun oldin

    Am I the only one who un-ironically likes these movies? Always have tbh, except 4 and 5. They don’t exist

  13. Goliath100

    Goliath100

    5 kun oldin

    13:00 I hate this point. Maybe english isn't their native language. At least you're not as bad as John Cena in Bumblebee.

  14. Shanez1215

    Shanez1215

    5 kun oldin

    If you take the color grading of this movie and mix it with Ozark you'll get normal colors.

  15. Luke T

    Luke T

    5 kun oldin

    Movies like the transformers are some of the most insane US military propaganda ive ever seen. They work so well to paint a false picture of US military action abroad and what the CIA really does that so many people have this exact belief of the military and war

  16. Akash Shah

    Akash Shah

    5 kun oldin

    8:52 "What's cracking little bitches" *Jazz proceeds to sit his fat ass down on top of a corpse of his species*

  17. Super Pal1994

    Super Pal1994

    5 kun oldin

    Jazz in this movie is weaponized cringe.

  18. eddie rodriguez

    eddie rodriguez

    6 kun oldin

    haha I have that sweater too

  19. Temavo

    Temavo

    6 kun oldin

    Fun Fact: You didn’t know that the 90’s song thing here and the “doo-doo-do! Doo-doo-doo-do!” Song from the Twilight videos are the same song.

  20. King Juice

    King Juice

    6 kun oldin

    4:44 my childhood was ruined 😂😂

  21. Izuku Midoriya

    Izuku Midoriya

    6 kun oldin

    Smashmouth, Doctor Fuck, and Skullfuck were KILLED by the BATTLE TROOPS!!!

  22. A Jager Film

    A Jager Film

    6 kun oldin

    Do a the revenge of the fallen the transformers movie reviews are my favorite

  23. BlueFlamedMemphis

    BlueFlamedMemphis

    7 kun oldin

    I hated these movies because they spent more time panning off screen to the fucking humans and whoever that lady in the thumbnail than they did actually show the transformers

  24. Izuku Midoriya

    Izuku Midoriya

    7 kun oldin

    Real Government: We sent out multiple units to eliminate the target. Michael Bay Government: We are sending out battle troops to kill our enemy.

  25. Everik

    Everik

    7 kun oldin

    At least this movie was accurate in one way: the original cartoon was a commercial for toys, the movie is a commercial for the military.

  26. Landino The Great

    Landino The Great

    7 kun oldin

    14:12 that was Michael Bay

  27. Zehc

    Zehc

    8 kun oldin

    Dude. I've literally seen these movies in theater and I've spent 75% of this video trying to decide which one this is about. Fucking help me

  28. Izuku Midoriya

    Izuku Midoriya

    8 kun oldin

    Transformers 2 is even worse. They didn't have a script.

  29. Hi Daßer

    Hi Daßer

    8 kun oldin

    Love the nail color on your left hand

  30. Alexandre Weber MTG

    Alexandre Weber MTG

    8 kun oldin

    14:50 We should appreciate how risky it is for 2 helicopters to lift a transformer

  31. immortal nightbody

    immortal nightbody

    8 kun oldin

    10:38 - I stopped here. This movie is so bad that even a lampooning of it doesn't satisfy.

  32. Spencer Cruse

    Spencer Cruse

    9 kun oldin

    The first time I watched this movie I literally thought they had spilled gasoline on all the characters

  33. SH

    SH

    9 kun oldin

    I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them

  34. wavingdragon

    wavingdragon

    9 kun oldin

    Then Marvel adopts Transformers' blood showing rule.

  35. Lucia Maria Ortega Flores

    Lucia Maria Ortega Flores

    9 kun oldin

    the only part that I liked from this movie was that he was wearing a The Strokes shirt

  36. John Stenson

    John Stenson

    9 kun oldin

    The first one is seen by most as the best one How did we get five of these

  37. Nathan Schell

    Nathan Schell

    10 kun oldin

    Did they CGi the tubes at 11:43? Like why not just spend the 20$ on actual tubes xD?

  38. Soupigeon

    Soupigeon

    10 kun oldin

    Love this more please

  39. Peter Ponce-Toriz

    Peter Ponce-Toriz

    10 kun oldin

    I HAVE THAT SWEATER!!!

  40. Nikolai Melnikov

    Nikolai Melnikov

    10 kun oldin

    13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw

  41. CoffeeSorcerer69

    CoffeeSorcerer69

    11 kun oldin

    I'm in the middle of the video, but going off of pure memory. Didn't Jazz die first?

  42. RAGE_TV

    RAGE_TV

    11 kun oldin

    Dude omg this was so fucking funny how did u not do this sooner

  43. Melvin Donovan

    Melvin Donovan

    11 kun oldin

    Imma month late here, but why did they need the stress how hot the love interest high schooler was... is it because she sucked

  44. Jason Lewis

    Jason Lewis

    11 kun oldin

    The first transformers movie will always be the best one.

  45. Sir Plata

    Sir Plata

    11 kun oldin

    This movie is actually one of the better ones out the line up.

  46. D'amante Gordon

    D'amante Gordon

    11 kun oldin

    Been rewatching the Picture Show videos and all I can say is that Dan is great

  47. Ethan Walsh

    Ethan Walsh

    12 kun oldin

    Marks show more cat

  48. Roman Bilan

    Roman Bilan

    12 kun oldin

    Wouldn't the Decepticons be Antifa super soldiers?

  49. Jr Animations

    Jr Animations

    12 kun oldin

    The grease on their lips prevents them from ever fully kissing

  50. enchanted dirt

    enchanted dirt

    12 kun oldin

    you look like the guy from the grubhub

  51. D4C

    D4C

    12 kun oldin

    PLEASE do all the movies Marcus, this vid was hilarious

  52. Shawn Barron

    Shawn Barron

    12 kun oldin

    Here's the reality of it, if you expect a good plot, good characters, or good writing when watching a transformers movie then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. You watch these movies to just spend some time watching giant alien robots blow stuff up for two hours, and in that respect not only is it one of the best movies you can find but it's also some of the most fun you can have with a movie. These aren't meant to be some masterpiece of storytelling or character study, it's just one cool shot after another, that's how you have to see it, and once you do these movies have become some of the best theater experiences you can have.

  53. Ndivhuwo Thizwilondi

    Ndivhuwo Thizwilondi

    13 kun oldin

    "Disgusting 👌🗣" 😂😂😂

  54. Dontavis Bradley

    Dontavis Bradley

    13 kun oldin

    The apathetic squid coincidentally slap because environment phytogeographically rinse pace a cute author. harmonious, thoughtless shallot

  55. Dork Night

    Dork Night

    14 kun oldin

    Ayo homeslice, oh boi obuddy ol'pal, where's the quality robo racism

  56. Jurassic Productions

    Jurassic Productions

    14 kun oldin

    “Are you doing the Fortnite emote?” I’m not gonna lie when I say... I died a little on the inside when I heard him say that.

  57. Jared D. Sanchez

    Jared D. Sanchez

    14 kun oldin

    I have those shirts

  58. RetlocLive

    RetlocLive

    14 kun oldin

    So when's the Revenge of the Fallen viewing? That'll be fun. ^_^

  59. Luis Hern@ndez

    Luis Hern@ndez

    14 kun oldin

    I also laughed WAAAAAY TOO HARD on 1:15

  60. Luis Hern@ndez

    Luis Hern@ndez

    14 kun oldin

    Remember how memorable Jazz was in the OG cartoon? Yeah, now he’s worthless in this😂😂

  61. Matt Kilsby

    Matt Kilsby

    14 kun oldin

    As if this video wasn't perfect already, suddenly - cat. 12:00

  62. Fist of Dante Media

    Fist of Dante Media

    14 kun oldin

    I haven’t seen this level of movie snobbery since Cinemasins

  63. Anyone _

    Anyone _

    15 kun oldin

    the way Dan holds his switch at the beginning makes me unrationally angry idk why

  64. Crystalin

    Crystalin

    15 kun oldin

    8:52 when I see my friends.

  65. SkrillaThrilla

    SkrillaThrilla

    15 kun oldin

    moar

  66. Halloween Evolved

    Halloween Evolved

    15 kun oldin

    I know it’s rhetorical but the name Decepticons is a name given to them by the High Council of Cybertron. It was supposed to demonize them but they just kinda own it.

  67. Nikos Gligoris

    Nikos Gligoris

    15 kun oldin

    It's the 5th time i watch this video, and i JUST got the opening sweater joke ......jesus

  68. Alexander Dean

    Alexander Dean

    15 kun oldin

    Part 2 when pls?

  69. Just Chris

    Just Chris

    15 kun oldin

    This shit is actually hilarious. Please do the other movies

  70. iam_qwesi

    iam_qwesi

    15 kun oldin

    Can u do one for horror movies like the nun

  71. M P

    M P

    15 kun oldin

    I'm so excited for part 2 lol. Glad the movies with a friend thing is doing well

  72. PolarVanny

    PolarVanny

    16 kun oldin

    i will hereby refer to miles as "the flip flop guy"

  73. Jarod Grudem

    Jarod Grudem

    16 kun oldin

    Can’t wait for the sequel!! Oh wait...

  74. Alejandro Gonzalez

    Alejandro Gonzalez

    16 kun oldin

    Why does smashmouth sound so much like a legit transformer name

  75. Sander

    Sander

    16 kun oldin

    Racist? Are you kidding me?

  76. 3lla st3v3ns

    3lla st3v3ns

    16 kun oldin

    this video has insane rewatchability

  77. Diddy Kong

    Diddy Kong

    16 kun oldin

    There was a us military ad before this video

    • John Wick

      John Wick

      8 kun oldin

      As Michael Bay intended.

  78. DJ Ro-Dog

    DJ Ro-Dog

    16 kun oldin

    that sound must've been 100 gecs

  79. Matt Michalak

    Matt Michalak

    17 kun oldin

    They skipped the nostalgia bait scene with Megatron and Starscream 😂 “where is the cube?” “The humans have taken it!” “You FAIL me yet again, Starscream!”

  80. Phoebe

    Phoebe

    17 kun oldin

    this was one of the funniest videos i've ever seen this year thank you so much dude

  81. Nadir seay.

    Nadir seay.

    17 kun oldin

    Made these longer !

  82. Penguins Can Animate Animate

    Penguins Can Animate Animate

    17 kun oldin

    Me trying not to laugh while seeing the view count (699k views). *yes I know I’m immature*

  83. Meriluslff1989

    Meriluslff1989

    18 kun oldin

    Whats cracking little bitches lmaooooooo who ALLOWED this

  84. deskryptic

    deskryptic

    18 kun oldin

    this movie deserves this treatment... the worst

  85. Ale Zayas

    Ale Zayas

    18 kun oldin

    That dude is so funny

  86. Payson Davis

    Payson Davis

    18 kun oldin

    Megatron is canonically aware of Fortnite

  87. James Callaghan

    James Callaghan

    18 kun oldin

    14:11 Pretty sure that was Michael Bay that got flicked

  88. Shainez Perry

    Shainez Perry

    18 kun oldin

    Marcus talking to his cat tho 😍😍

  89. NeonPizza

    NeonPizza

    18 kun oldin

    Markus, you and Dan are a iconic and hilarious duo, I really love the cosmonaut picture show. Keep it up!

  90. Heroic Squirrel

    Heroic Squirrel

    19 kun oldin

    Saying Megan Fox doesn’t look hot in that engine inspection scene is sus af tbh, everything else was on point

  91. Maximiliano Yung

    Maximiliano Yung

    19 kun oldin

    I NEED you to do this with all movies. PLEASE

  92. MadLadRC

    MadLadRC

    19 kun oldin

    12:00 (Meow intensifies)

  93. coolguyhino92

    coolguyhino92

    19 kun oldin

    4:44 That hit me the *same* way man. Glasses taken off mid cringe, and everything.

  94. Froosty

    Froosty

    19 kun oldin

    I hate the fact that when I was younger I loved this movie.

  95. Fajar Setiawan

    Fajar Setiawan

    19 kun oldin

    Greasy. That's the word I would associate with the entire Transformers franchise.

  96. Matt I Aetrem

    Matt I Aetrem

    19 kun oldin

    14:43 im now just imagining optimus just cronching a metal dorito from megatrons chest wound....

  97. Coby Bates

    Coby Bates

    19 kun oldin

    14:20 the guy who got flicked by megatron was micheal bay

  98. Clarion XL

    Clarion XL

    20 kun oldin

    10:54 Anyone gonna mention how Cybertron Police Brutality pushed Megatron into starting the war? *from IDW comics btw*

  99. PXEL_DERP

    PXEL_DERP

    20 kun oldin

    That beginning was kinda cute

  100. Ichi Ban

    Ichi Ban

    20 kun oldin

    Wow antifa supersoldiers sounds terrifying.

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