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Your Girl Will Never Cancel Her Plans for Your D**k - Malik S.

Malik S. explains why women have the power in relationships and shares his theory that women enjoy sex more than men.
Original airdate: August 17, 2018
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  1. Alpha Boutique Hannah Flew

    Alpha Boutique Hannah Flew

    10 daqiqa oldin

    Yes to all night long!

  2. Alexandra Tejeda

    Alexandra Tejeda

    6 soat oldin

    Yup,never

  3. Meadow Rae

    Meadow Rae

    10 soat oldin

    Insufficient funds. LMAO

  4. Adam Dennis

    Adam Dennis

    3 kun oldin

    His jokes are brilliant. Dave Chapelle-level, the top. His delivery, though?

  5. Omar Rochet

    Omar Rochet

    4 kun oldin

    Not many stand ups can make you laugh like this homie. 😆

  6. TwinTurboDiezel

    TwinTurboDiezel

    5 kun oldin

    Great set. I will be looking forward to more

  7. The CheesyMango

    The CheesyMango

    5 kun oldin

    That pull out joke is similar to Jo Koy's "Honda... Sports Car!" But this guy has great momentum

  8. Melissa M - Naturealizta.beauty

    Melissa M - Naturealizta.beauty

    5 kun oldin

    😭😭😭😭

  9. mcronn 100

    mcronn 100

    6 kun oldin

    My wife does this to me. He is right. Do the laundry and i will give you some. I be complaining .the whole time while i am loading the machine.!!

  10. Mel S.

    Mel S.

    6 kun oldin

    “I love my kids but if I ain’t have em I ain’t gone be mad” 😂😂😂💀💀

  11. gabrielle ahsue

    gabrielle ahsue

    7 kun oldin

    you could open a lot of doors 🤷🏽‍♀️ you got all the keys 🤣🤣🤣

  12. Hunnid Proof

    Hunnid Proof

    7 kun oldin

    That's why side hoes are appreciated 🙏🏾🙏🏾

  13. Raptor Fox

    Raptor Fox

    7 kun oldin

    Lol, i feel sorry for the women in his life, sounds like they aren't very satisfied 😂

  14. Claire Haire

    Claire Haire

    7 kun oldin

    If the d*** game on point girls will cancel plans, friends and entire family for some. I've seen it done before.

  15. ART BY TALL

    ART BY TALL

    8 kun oldin

    Blood rushes to a Vag when a woman is turned on too, as well as the breasts. This man knows nothing about female anatomy.

  16. Wade

    Wade

    8 kun oldin

    Malik might be on to sum

  17. navypapercut

    navypapercut

    8 kun oldin

    This man is a genius 🤣

  18. Russell Marsh

    Russell Marsh

    9 kun oldin

    Women can fake orgasms, guys can fake love.

  19. Jaiden Arias

    Jaiden Arias

    9 kun oldin

    Ephesians 4:29

  20. Jaiden Arias

    Jaiden Arias

    9 kun oldin

    Follow the Ten Commandments

  21. c D

    c D

    9 kun oldin

    That was good my brother

  22. BeeBee Tee

    BeeBee Tee

    9 kun oldin

    "You could open up a lot of doors, you got all the keys." 😂😂😂

  23. BeeBee Tee

    BeeBee Tee

    9 kun oldin

    This is so true Malik!!!! 😂😂😂

  24. Porpik Nala

    Porpik Nala

    9 kun oldin

    This is way too funny

  25. Stone

    Stone

    9 kun oldin

    Saying ‘no’ to that scenario at first gives power

  26. unenglishable

    unenglishable

    10 kun oldin

    the jacket tho

  27. Courtnae Smith

    Courtnae Smith

    10 kun oldin

    Yeah, I like his style! 😂😂😂😂

  28. Jason-doc- Holiday

    Jason-doc- Holiday

    11 kun oldin

    He said they got a hole u can make a deposit all damn day 🤣😂🙂🤣

  29. Juan Gutierrez

    Juan Gutierrez

    12 kun oldin

    The creativity is Magnificent! These jokes don’t seem stolen!

  30. Sugar Plum

    Sugar Plum

    12 kun oldin

    Insufficient funds analogy actually made a lot of sense.

  31. Sanjay Panu

    Sanjay Panu

    12 kun oldin

    I m offended for being a 27 years old virgin and i have lots of expecton.

  32. Livn4msc

    Livn4msc

    12 kun oldin

    Was trying to go back to sleep but this ful woke my ass up 🤣🤣🤣

  33. Salsa Atrocities B

    Salsa Atrocities B

    12 kun oldin

    Hahahahahahaha

  34. austin biggs

    austin biggs

    13 kun oldin

    Bs on the title lmfao.

  35. Noodle

    Noodle

    13 kun oldin

    Why does it look like hes not actually on a stage, his shoes dont match with the floor he just kind of looks like hes floating

  36. Adam Maximus

    Adam Maximus

    13 kun oldin

    Its our brains that lose the blood for an erection

  37. BB Fierce

    BB Fierce

    13 kun oldin

    Did he say a Doritos bag 😂 bruh crazy

  38. Stephen Davidson

    Stephen Davidson

    13 kun oldin

    New HIT..just last night - uztop.info/my/video/r6pfnb2gZqqnhmA

  39. BrooklynGurl

    BrooklynGurl

    14 kun oldin

    He look like a younger big red ( the five heartbeats)

  40. HiddenGem #27

    HiddenGem #27

    14 kun oldin

    He is not funny to me. Actually this performance is straight up beta behavior! Yuck! This is not normal behavior. Comedian agent in disguise. As I have commonly heard. I rate this act and comedian 0/10 I watched it all. Nope! Word will spread by others. Comedian in the mode of darkness.

  41. Beat Geek Muzic

    Beat Geek Muzic

    15 kun oldin

    You better hurry up my foot going numb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  42. LoserJ7

    LoserJ7

    15 kun oldin

    I’m laughing and crying at the same time. I’m laughing cause this is straight up hilarious but crying cause it’s so true. Single dad mentality. So glad and thankful I finished college though.

  43. danielson cruz

    danielson cruz

    16 kun oldin

    Dude been doin this for 20 years now 😂😂😂 he always been funny just havent been to lucky

  44. Joseph Lopez

    Joseph Lopez

    16 kun oldin

    Lol

  45. Tyler Uzi

    Tyler Uzi

    16 kun oldin

    Lmao this was really good - thanks YT for this random recommendation some of the stand ups I’ve seen weren’t great but this was!

  46. redpepperdave

    redpepperdave

    16 kun oldin

    Who in the hell cancel plans for puntang, weak ass dude that's who lol

  47. Marcus X

    Marcus X

    18 kun oldin

    Speak for yourself bro thats ima say because idk who gon see this comment 😂😂

  48. Nicolas H.

    Nicolas H.

    18 kun oldin

    Lmao he was too funny !

  49. Ty Monique

    Ty Monique

    19 kun oldin

    I NEEDED this‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣

  50. Simba Miliki

    Simba Miliki

    19 kun oldin

    This guy is funny man

  51. Russell Taylor Johnson

    Russell Taylor Johnson

    20 kun oldin

    Clearly, he is a straight man. A very handsome straight man who doesn't understand the power a dick has over gay men.

  52. Christopher Amador

    Christopher Amador

    21 kun oldin

    12 hours, try and match me

  53. Doreen Mwiti

    Doreen Mwiti

    21 kun oldin

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  54. Aubrey Loving

    Aubrey Loving

    22 kun oldin

    I appreciate your comedy... it entertained me! Thank you

  55. aklockmannable

    aklockmannable

    23 kun oldin

    He's alright s very long road ahead because it's sorta funny not all the way funny

  56. Puia Sailo

    Puia Sailo

    24 kun oldin

    Should've watched this video 1 year and 5 months earlier... Damn!

  57. Cycle And Eat

    Cycle And Eat

    24 kun oldin

    This guy was on point hahaha

  58. cherokeewhitemilner

    cherokeewhitemilner

    25 kun oldin

    This is why women should have 2 husbands 😛🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

    • Sticky

      Sticky

      17 kun oldin

      No

  59. Marina Karamoy

    Marina Karamoy

    25 kun oldin

    na.to/urflirtyjoybigboob29 ⚡❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Leurs états de santé respectifs les empechent de s'approcher trop pres l'un de l'autre.?? みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• ·̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもんね(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやらかしたのもドキドキでした!今後は気を付けないとね💕💞💞😊😊💕😻😻💕😊😊😊🙂 ug

  60. ewald human

    ewald human

    25 kun oldin

    Damnit I thought this was Keegan-Michael Key

    • Brooke McGehee

      Brooke McGehee

      24 kun oldin

      I thought it was Chris Redd

  61. Brandon Cline

    Brandon Cline

    26 kun oldin

    😭😭😭

  62. Fogweet S.A

    Fogweet S.A

    26 kun oldin

    Great content

  63. Boe, Thomaszz Bill

    Boe, Thomaszz Bill

    27 kun oldin

    Speak for yourself brotha

  64. cheeseonyomama

    cheeseonyomama

    27 kun oldin

    This was absolutely hilarious! 😂

  65. kiran niks

    kiran niks

    27 kun oldin

    Man 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  66. Sirdaddy

    Sirdaddy

    28 kun oldin

    😭😭😭

  67. Glazed & Smoked Foods

    Glazed & Smoked Foods

    28 kun oldin

    Who else is here after seeing Malik on Zooming with the Homies

  68. Enasa Jackson

    Enasa Jackson

    28 kun oldin

    GREAT comical Analogies...and FACTS appreciate IT💯😏

  69. kk s

    kk s

    28 kun oldin

    😂 ALLLLLLLL NITE😉

  70. TY Peace

    TY Peace

    28 kun oldin

    I watch a lot of comedian clips and there are WAY to many people trying to take the time to dissect what a comedian says and turn it into something it’s not. I could see doing that for talk shows when the hosts blurt out something that just isn’t true, but for comedians? C’mon y’all Side Note: one of the antonyms for joke is “serious”, so if you are taking a comedians jokes seriously.......... 😪

  71. Romeo Footlong

    Romeo Footlong

    28 kun oldin

    MY GRO ZOEZOE CANCEL EVERYTHING PLEASE SUPPORT OUR CHANNELS👍 MISSJANMARIE JANMARIEPLUS6

  72. Blu

    Blu

    28 kun oldin

    This dude was fantastic ! I want to see way more (': !!

  73. Galavant Gambit Gaming

    Galavant Gambit Gaming

    29 kun oldin

    dude spit mad facts lmfaoo we out here putting life on hold so females can bust a few off n still get no thank you lmfaooo

  74. Mrs Big Mama Yas

    Mrs Big Mama Yas

    29 kun oldin

    "Whoever had dick dropped the "ball"." I see what you did there!!😆😆😆😆😆

  75. Tom Archibald

    Tom Archibald

    29 kun oldin

    ♥️😆👏

  76. Yautja Prime

    Yautja Prime

    29 kun oldin

    You must suck in bed then lol

  77. Lucky starr

    Lucky starr

    Oy oldin

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i sure need my foot.

  78. lei ka

    lei ka

    Oy oldin

    If you relate to this skit....work on your game lol. Either make your D game better or find some better D. 😂

  79. Chris Jackson

    Chris Jackson

    Oy oldin

    He set that child support joke up perfectly I didn't see it coming

  80. Buckshot Loverboy-Blue

    Buckshot Loverboy-Blue

    Oy oldin

    I dig the denim jacket.

  81. Rudolph Goliath

    Rudolph Goliath

    Oy oldin

    It's comedy. It's comedy!

  82. Joshua Attah

    Joshua Attah

    Oy oldin

    @nenyeattah 😂

  83. Daniel Bunge

    Daniel Bunge

    Oy oldin

    True stories!

  84. Jestyon Fitzpatrick

    Jestyon Fitzpatrick

    Oy oldin

    I'm going to tell her HOLD THAT POSE. I'LL BE BACK AROUND... LATER.

  85. Cynthia Thomas

    Cynthia Thomas

    Oy oldin

    You take one I'll take one🤣

  86. AdalynLeigh

    AdalynLeigh

    Oy oldin

    I laughed so hard at the bank analogy.

  87. Derrick Lopez

    Derrick Lopez

    Oy oldin

    I was the PRINCE by both parents

  88. Lando Beats

    Lando Beats

    Oy oldin

    Her: “You don’t need no condom I’m on the pill.” Him: “Well give me one too, I don’t know how long i’s gonna take for your’s to dissolve!” 😳🤭🤣😂😭

  89. Shamara Hoard

    Shamara Hoard

    Oy oldin

    😂😂😂

  90. Slique Vic

    Slique Vic

    Oy oldin

    This dude is hilarious!!!!

  91. Galaxy Lucia

    Galaxy Lucia

    Oy oldin

    He is so funny! I was legit sad when it was over! I want to see his full special now. 😂😂😂

  92. Paranormal Activity and Mysterious Stories

    Paranormal Activity and Mysterious Stories

    Oy oldin

    take a break from comedy. check me out. i have a channel about ufos and other conspiracies the government tries to hide.

  93. SOTL MUSIC

    SOTL MUSIC

    Oy oldin

    uztop.info/my/video/ZaKDgd17fdOZi3E social media song..

  94. D Trayer Jr.

    D Trayer Jr.

    Oy oldin

    You know how many minutes are in all night?! 😆

  95. blinddatereject

    blinddatereject

    Oy oldin

    damn. dudes riskin they lives to make us feel good? 95% of the time they fail smh

  96. Sagittarius LovesToTravel

    Sagittarius LovesToTravel

    Oy oldin

    Oh gawwwd! 💀😭😂😂💀

  97. blackdaylight

    blackdaylight

    Oy oldin

    Reading the title all I could think of is saying "well, your girl is always cancelling her plans for my mine"

  98. Scott Meckley

    Scott Meckley

    Oy oldin

    The first time I had sex, my girlfriend at the time we treated it like a sport, and I'd be lying if I didn't say she definitely won and it was worth it, when she got done with me, I was walking like I was an 80 year old man, it was even more difficult because I got to meet other members of her family, I spent most of the time sitting down, because when she got done with me I had a hard time walking and I admit it felt at the time really good.

  99. 9Lanes

    9Lanes

    Oy oldin

    Dick does indeed shut plan down

  100. Missy Bliss

    Missy Bliss

    Oy oldin

    Hilarious

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